Dad said I was one of the few who acted bad before I was two
A hyperactive little boy
One day of life on all my toys
I pulled the hair of little girls
slid on cardboard down steep hills
Ghost-ride my bike into walls
Broke windows while playing baseball
Get dragged to shop with the folks
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Nag and pout, make 'em look like jokes
Snake some money and go to the store
Kicked a hole in my bedroom door
Dropped a desk on my teacher's toe
"Apologize"
I said no
Big Wheel races were always great fun
I'd stuff the others and I had won
Never had any friends at school
I was too hyper, I was uncool
I'd still rain on everyone's day
To me the world was just a stage.